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"Vinh-Isms" The Sh-Stuff My Future Hubby Says... Vol. 2 Issue 2


My Babo! My future Hubby, ain't he a cutie!
Alright-alright-alright... Hehehe...

It has been a little over two months since my last post about the "Sh-stuff" +Victor Ngo  says and  I got new material y'all!

I love my Babo to another galaxy and back and there are  many reasons as to why...

One of the many reasons are for his rawness! And the following is about as real as it gets with this man.

He doesn't have a fake bone in his body and he keeps it real- one huneds! Did I say that right +irlanea Luna  ??? Well according to urbandictionary.com thas the correct spelling...

Any whooooo... .As always I will provide you with a backstory because outta context they might not make sense...

Without further ado.. Here we go...
  • Backstory: At an early age I was obsessed with reading and watching the various biographies of serial killers- From the likings of Ted Bundy, Jeffrey Dahmer, Jack the Ripper, Charles Manson, so on and so forth... And I always wondered whether it was they were brought up or were they natural killers... I eventually stopped cause my mom said that my obsession would probably indicate how I was gonna die...Yikes Flash forward a few years and I meet Vinh and I get him just as obsessed with Discovery ID... I make one or two morbid joke... And Vinh says...
    •  "Yeah...you're right...It's a good thing you were raised by a good family cause you wpuld probably would have turned out to be a serial killer otherwise"
  • Backtory: My mom took a trip to Nicaragua and had us DVR her novelas and I was annoyed because all I wanted to do was watch some Bravo and Real Housewives with a glass of wine and Vinh starts laughing and says with a smirk on his face...
    • "When your mom is gone she still manages to control everything..."
  • Backstory:This one doesn't require much explaining but you'll understand why my eyes have seen the back of head more than the average person:  In discussing our New Year's Resolutions Vinh exclaims...
    • "I don't have any... ( I look at him) I'm awesome! I don't need to change or fix anything" Later says... "On second though; I will work on just being more awesome!" 
  • Backstory: We are in the process of looking for our own place and after looking for several one bedroom places - he suggests  to get a two bedroom apartment (I'm like, OH Snaps he's thinking kids already...yikes) So I politely ask, oh but why... And he casually replies...
    • "Oh it's for you... You know... For your "special" room...." And he uses air-quoutes
    • So I ask "Special" Using air quotes as well and he says...
    • "For your future padded walls room"
  • Backstory: This one is more his family... In discussing our joint bachelor-bachelorette party at Disneyland - His family was like...
    • " You're gonna have Minnie giving you lap dances..." (They actually said  something more vulgar but I will not insult the integrity of Miss Minni Mouse) SMH!!!
  • Backstory: As we're driving past a school at night time - I confess that schools scare me more than cemeteries - especially at night time - so I ask him what are you most afraid of? he thinks and responds...
    • "I am most afraid of... No... Wait - the question is more 'What am I not afraid of?'"
  • Backstory: I take pride in this one because it's how I know he's the LOML! Our version of love affirmations... I was introduced to the term Mind Forkinga few years ago and fell in love with the terminology because it's one the things that I do best! Especially with and to him... And my Babo says to me...
    • "I wouldn't wanna be mind forked by anyone else but you"
  • Backstory: While watching "The Walking Dead" In the episode "Still" when Daryl flips the bird... Vinh looks at me and asks "How do you flip the bird" I show him and he shows me his and I start laughing and he shyly says...
    • "How do you know you're not cool... You can't even flip a bird the way the cool kids do"
  • Backstory: In trying to decide what movie to watch... Classic Vinh-Ism
    • "You haven't been to church in a while; you wanna go watch "Son of God" LMAO!!!
  • Backstory: I really needed to use the facilities... Like REALLY needed to dispose of my rose pedals (according to Vinh thas what I deposit because he doesn't actually like to think of me dropping off the Browns at the Super Bowl) So in this instance we're driving home and when I get like this - i get really quiet and he says...
    • "Are you  poo-mad right now???"
  • Backstory: Last one... no actual story I'd rather leave you guys guessing as to why Babo said this to me... 
    • "Don't do it in bed; Only when we're being funny"
    • Here are your options: 
      • My funny Russian-Spanish-Eastern European accent
      • Pointing at his weiner
      • Or Burping simultaneously as I attempt to sing
PS: I leave you with this...



I swear I am marrying Phil Dunphy


That is all folks, 

Til Next Tuesday!

Toodles


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