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"Vinh-Isms" The Sh-Stuff My Future Hubby Says... Vol. 2 Issue 3

I Choo-Choo Choose You! Damn skippy...Son!
Y'all know the drill... My Babo says the darnest things!  It's been a while since I've posted one of these... A smidge over three months...

And here they are, as usual, I will try my best to provide you with a backstory:

  • Backstory: I try my best to speak well... I had teachers who would correct the way we spoke in class... So it kinda stuck with me... Now, I kinda catch myself correcting people's grammar... (but only the same ones that the teachers would correct... cause let's face it- y'all can read my grammar ain't top notch.... I hate using periods at end of sentences.... like a single period - I dunno why) OK back to the story... There was a day where he got to correct me: 
    • "I love it when I get to correct your grammar!" And the he did his wiggle dance...
  • Backstory: My Babo weighs a good buck-35 - he likes to say 38 - but c'mon we all know those are his jeans adding a few extra lbs...Now, he might be uber skinny BUT he's a fat man trapped in a skinny man's body... He needs to eat like every hour on the hour...In one instance he got SUPER MAD and as soon as we had cooled off, he says: 
    • "This all could've been avoided if there were food in my tummy."
  • Backstory: He is super comfortable with his sexuality, in fact, I wouldn't have him any other way... Call him "gay," some have said he has "f*g" tendencies or will call him a puss... And this dumb sh*t  doesn't bother  him so I am not gonna let it bother me... So when he says things like the following, it only makes me love him more: 
    • "Ryan Secrest IS pretty. He'd be one sexy girl." 
  • Backstory: He likes to give me advice on everything! Which is a bit annoying sometimes... BUT he makes an excellent point with this one... I watch scary movies or scary dateline/lifetime movies thus I scare the sh*t outta myself the best! So he says...
    • "You know what you need to work on babe... You disturb yourself way too much!" (As if I didn't know I have GAD)
  • Backstory: He interrupts people and mostly me... Mid-sentence... I flip out and finish what I have to say and ask him what did he have to say? And he says: 
    • That's why I interupt cause then I forget what I'm gonna say..." 
  • Backstory: Again, with the idea that I watch too many scary movies, dateline or Discovery ID... I make a comment about how one of the episodes could've ended better if the killer hadn't done something or other and he says...
    • "Babe I know your love languages is "Words of Affrimations" So, not for nothing, but if you were to commit a murder, you would get away with it." (He gets me!)
  • Backstory: He is always telling me to remind him of stuff even though he's the one who is better able to recall chores, but when he says this, I can't stop laughing, mainly because he said it unironically(not a word but just made it one): 
    • " Remind me to grab my jacket and my sleeping pants."
He keeps me smiling and laughing, thus he keeps my heart!

I Love you Babo!

'Til next Tuesday

Toodles, 
 
PS.  (Next Post: Wedding Update: I know  y'all are excited for this update, if you follow me on Intsagram and/or facebook y'all know I chose mywedding dress and I promise to give a sneak peek next week)

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