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"Vinh-Isms" The Sh-Stuff My Hubby Says... Vol. 3 Issue 1

Practicing for when we get older...
It has been a while... like about a whole 13 months since my last "Vinh-Isms" post! Yikes! And it's not for a lack of them... trust me!

I've just been lacking motivation to write my blog... But I am here, finally! Thanks to it being Take Me Back Tuesday and all! And this picture, there are certain pictures of us that just make me smile and this is one of 'em! 

I have a pretty, "die-hard, frst time ever in Vegas" story and it involves a wheelchair...

So while in San Diego, celebrating my cousins 29th birthday, again...

My cousins loved rehashing that story and when we saw the wheelchair, we just had to...

So as the drill goes, always a little backstory so that y'all may understand...

  • Backstory: I love my ringtones to have personality! And depending on the flavor of the month and/or my mood, I change my ringtone very often. So in the middle of choosing my new ringtone, he says:
    • "Yeah!!! That one works since you like how I wiggle."
  • Backstory: My hubby may not look it but is a Fat Man! You would swear that between the two of us, I would be the cranky one when hungry... But looks can be deceiving! I can really go the whole day at Disneyland without eat, Vinh??? Not so much he gets hangry, like really HANGRY! Thus, I say my hubby is a fat man trapped in a skinny man's body, especially when he says: 
    • "People just don't understand that I am lazy... A lazy eater, if I could figure out a way to eat without lifting my hand or using utensils, I would be happiest man alive."
  • Backstory: While I was getting a haircut, he went to by some food and in front of the hairstylist asks me: 
    • "Do you want these nuts with your do?
  • Backstory: Vinh can sometimes be very inappropriate with PDA... So when he gets an urge to slap my buttocks or grab my breastesses, he does! Which can sometimes be endearing-ish but majority of the time it's just really annoying, so imagine how horrified I felt when we've just finished brunch (I had a super flaky croissant) and he goes to touch my thighs, and he says: 
    • "Oh wait, you have crumbs between your thighs..." And he says within earshot of everyone around us! I. Was. Mortified. Of course, he found it effin' hilarious!
  • Backstory: If you don't know by now, (cause you don't ever bother reading my blog, tis-tis) I am a perfectly sane person with Generalized Anxiety Disorder and developed a minor level of  Obsessive Compulsive Disorder... Vinh tends to laugh off my anxiety when I freak out but in one instance, where I had a total meltdown, he says in the most sincerest of ways: 
    •  "Babe, you're falling apart..."I'm not sure what it was about this... if it was the way he said, what he said or the context of it all but it made me laugh so hard and I felt at peace, better than any anti-anxiety pill out there... is my partner and best friend- the man I get to call my husband. 
  •  Backstory: My dear readers, I am not quite sure of the backstory on this one, but all I know is that I walked in on my husband, fully clothed, in our bedroom, crouching down, almost in agony and he looks up at me, with what I'm sure was a concern look on my face and says: 
    • "I just flicked my own balls."
  • Backstory: While he's taking just a bit too long in the bathroom, I hear him get super annoyed. He comes outta the bathroom really frustrated and says: 
    • "I can't poo when I'm thinking too hard." Around this time the stress of not planning our wedding was stressing him out...
  • Backstory: A week later from what he had just said above...
    • "Agh, we'll talk about it later... Too much thinking is not good for me."
  • Backstory: I have shared that Vinh really has a bad tendency of interrupting people in the middle of conversations, and he does because according to him he'll forget what he wants to say... so when he says the following , I nearly fall off my chair...
    • "Damn it! I just interrupted myself."
  • Backstory: When Vinh gets frustrated, it's pretty funny to watch but nothing is more hilarious than he gets incredibly frustrated with himself. One particular day he got really frustrated in says: 
    • "C'mon stupid brain! Work!" He reminded me so much of Homer!
  • Backstory: Last but not least, this happened just this past Sunday... His butt is acting up again so we had to walk around with a donut... so looking at his donut, he says: 
    • "Can I bring this...So that they can explore my butt." We were on our way to the Exploratorium. 
That is all,

'Til next time, 

Toodles,

Lilly Perez-Ngo








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